And here we have some of the more amusing recent searches that brought people to semeuke.com… like you didn’t know we could see them… heh.
I’m the uke in a gay relationship (big banana seme thumbs up for you, my friend!) ^^
how to tame a seme (ooh, you tame that wild tiger, baby)
sadistic gay masters (be careful there, little uke…)
seme tester (wants to know how that works)
Come to http://www.semeuke.com to see our best search result, and a super sexy photo by Slim Male Friend! <3
~ You may be an UKE ~
you tend to start your sentences with… “I feel…”
you’ve ever bought whipped cream with no intention of using it in the kitchen
you own any article of clothing with candy or cherries on it
you’ve ever said “rawr”
you’ve ever called someone “honey”
you’ve been banned from energy drinks
being clumsy makes you giggle
you’ve ever spent a night out being emo because your bangs got wet
you’ve ever even considered buying a thong
you just can’t help but dance! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･’(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)’･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
you wear a tracking device around your ankle… just to keep you safe…
you’ve ever spent a night laying out on the lawn in the rain… all emo and waiting for someone to notice…
you’ve ever *asked* to be punished
you have a fascination with sharp objects
and ~ じゃじゃん。。。！
you’ve ever made a user name with the letters ‘licious’ in it
And you read this whole thing looking for someone to *tell* you you’re an uke… Damn, that’s uke…
Ahahaha, yeah… and well, we should point out, that some of you Chibi Seme may be able to relate to a few of these signs, but that’s just ‘cause you’re secure enough in your seme-ness to have a little fun. <3
Come to http://www.semeuke.com to find out more!!
Oh, Really Sexy butts… *clicky* http://www.semeuke.com *clicky*
There, a friend of SemeUke.com fresh like my little butter! Yeah … and then make sure you come in, if not what are you doing tonight only or whether it is cooking, you are our man sexy, Kenichiro, I … Oh greed and hunger in your eyes approaching … oh … you can feel the glow of the screen to vibrate a little sparkle … recognize and want to penetrate through the soft, come to my innocent readers … you close .. . breath … You will be able to guess what it is now deeply …?
Oh, baby, fuck yeah! ~ ~ It is a grilled cheese sandwich baked in ecstasy Ken gooey cheesy good! And do you think skimped friend of our muscles glossy leaves to filling? Oh, fuck no, because they know the importance of just enough to satisfy your desire … then, my man … he did not do so, Ken, gradually … a little more, um, come down … Oh … Well, yeah … he is just like that he is on your knees begging for it … just been added as teasing cause a little sadistic.
Goss received in sexy apron tons’ of standing there shit, Ken, your inspiration, lookin of plastic tool long! I’m always so slim male friend … you, I did not catch check out a bit of plastic products 1 pale buff muscle me? We blame you for all that hot on the stove such he became sweaty or 2 Peek inside I is not … heh …
Hey, you want to go out peeling, Ken …? Hey …, perfectly well, slim male friend … it “can not be the only polite invitation too … and get it all hot and steamy on the water … cause …
Late at night… when you’re all alone… reflecting on your wants… your desires… do you ever find yourself wondering… am I an uke? Well, wonder no more my friends, Kenichirou has something to help you out! http://www.semeuke.com
Ken has dreams, dammit, and you can’t take them away. AHAHAHA!!! Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck!
Ken’s two favorite google searches leading to SemeUke.com today ~
yaoi with really hot uke and seme
tall person playing ukulele
Ahaha, just watch him strumming that uke like a mad bastard!